Cats are born a little different sometimes, just like humans are. They can be born with all kinds of conditions. Cats can be born blind, but that doesn't mean that they will cause any less chaos than a regular cat. Cats can be born deaf, but that doesn't mean that it will stop them from screaming their little heads off to get your attention. Cats can be born with strange medical conditions, but that doesn't mean that they are any less of a cat. Our point is that being born a little different doesn't mean that you are any less deserving. And it certainly doesn't mean that you should be thrown out like trash.
Unfortunately, that is exactly what happened to the kitten in this story. He was born with a little lump on its head - something that made him a little different, and he needed help, he needed to be taken care of. Instead, he was thrown out and left alone. Thankfully, he wasn't alone for too long though, because some kind humans found him in time.
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Oh, the internet. We don't know how we went from viral cat posts to… whatever is happening on the internet now. But we miss it. We do. We miss the innocence of how things used to be. We miss the feeling of simplicity that we had as we scrolled through hoards and hoards of new and hilarious cat memes each and every day. We missed when there was this feeling of togetherness. But you know what? That's why we're here, at ICHC, because here, this feeling of togetherness and wholesomeness and nostalgia never went away. Here, we have funny cat memes all day every day, just how it used to be.
So, here you have it, yet another hand-picked collection of silly cat memes for your enjoyment, carefully curated by yours truly. So you can have a morning full of purrfection and cats and nothing but that. We wish you all a fabulous rest of the week and a pawfect day.
If you are a true through-and-through cat dude, then you love all cats—that, most definitely includes the hairless ones too! We don't even know why you would think it wouldn't. Sphynx cats are some of the sweetest little gremlins you will ever have the honor of loving. They meow, the make biscuits, and they even sass you just like any ole floofy cat. Even without hair they still are just as majestic and adorable. Some Sphynx owners would even argue that they are the cutest breed of cat! But, of course, that is all opinion based. That being said, every hairless cat I've met has been some of the sweetest little beans I have ever met. So cuddly! You don't need a ton of fur to still feel just as cuddly.
If you are a fan of sweet silly Sphynx kitty cats, then you are going to love what's below. We've gathered some of the most hissterical and catastic photos of hairless cats and each one makes us swoon. How do you say "meow I love you" in hairless? Please let us know and enjoy the cats below!
No matter what kind of hooman you are, we all need our feline fix. For some it is a feisty feline fix, for others a fluffy, but no matter what we all need it and need it regularly. It is the principle reason that dog pawrents are so anti-cat, because they are jealous that they cannot cheat on their canine children and get their feline fix. But you, dear hooman, are lucky enough not to be limited by a pawdorable pupper and are free to fill your soul with sweet cats whenever you want.
At least we are assuming that, seeing as you are here. So we welcome you to today's feline fix, which is a wholesome and funny one that comes wrapped in the most whimsical of wrappers, whiskers. And if these felines are not enough for your fix, then check out these cute cattos to round out your feline fixation.
Hello, all you furbulous felines on the internet today. We have some special cat memes for you today. They are purrfectly silly, hilariously hissterical and meowrvelously… moist? Yes. They are moist. Usually, cats don't like getting wet (they do, however, make the purrfect lifeguards), but this one cat in purrticular loves taking baths. They love the oily look on their smooth skin (no, we're not talking about hairless sphynx cats that look like raw chickens), living their lives in the shape of a football, and disappointing feline fanatics around the world. That's because these cat memes are actually purrfect pygmy hippos.
For some reason, someone on the internet made a bunch of memes of this awwdorable pygmy hippo (who we presume to be the infamous Moo Deng) and claimed that they are the worst cat pawssible. We'll leave that up to you to decide, but because they are technically cat memes, we couldn't pass up the awwportunity to share them with you. Without further ado, we hope you have a purrfectly moist day…. or something like that. Enjoy!
As we have learned the hard way, once you feed a stray cat… a domino effect happens. You feed the stray cat once, and it keeps coming, and then, without any warning, that cat brings you its kittens or a friend of his. So, you find yourself feeding multiple cats. And… suddenly, just like that, you become your building's official cat feeder, and every person in the building knows you as that person. Yes, we say this from experience.
Now, we have warned people about this before. Act kindly to a stray cat once and face all of the consequences that come with it. But people don't always listen to us, and so, they find themselves learning the same lesson the hard way too. Which is what this person did. We don't think that they anticipated being the local hot-spot for all the stray cats in the neighborhood, but just like us… they do not seem to mind their new role too much.
Rescuing a cat in need of help is one of the most amazing things that you can do. And it's rare. Few people do it. Most people will simply walk past a kitten crying for help, but not everyone. There is still some hope for humanity. Some people will still take time out of their busy day and help an innocent animal in need. But what's even more amazing and rare is adopting the cat that you rescued - it's giving that cat the chance that it deserves in the home that it clearly chose. And that's the kind of story that we have for you today.
This woman not only stopped to rescue a kitten. She waited for three days to try to find the momma cat, she rescued not one but three kittens from freezing in a PVC pipe, and she adopted… all three of them. And now, this happy little family is still together, living and thriving.
There's nothing quite like a "feed me now" stare from a cat. Those big, pleading eyes that say, "Hooman, where's my dinner?"Whether it's breakfast, lunch, or a suspiciously late midnight snack, cats have mastered the art of purrsuasion. They're basically tiny, furry food critics who never hesitate to judge your cooking or snack choices.
Some cats will patiently sit and give you that slow, dramatic blink, while others go full-on ninja mode, pouncing on your plate or swiping food right off the table. And if you dare ignore their demands? Prepare for the legendary hangry glare that can melt your soul faster than a can opener can pop.
What's hilarious is how these furry foodies treat every meal like a high-stakes event. Tracking you from room to room, making sure you're not hiding any secret snacks. Their antics aren't just cute; they're a reminder that cats have a sixth sense for when food is nearby and zero shame about getting what they want.
So next time your cat stares you down like they're auditioning for a food commercial, just know you're part of the world's longest-running comedy show and the star's definitely a furball with a very big appetite.
Ever stared into a cat's eyes and felt like they knew something you didn't? That's because cats are secretly philosophers in fur coats. From loafing in deep meowditation to silently judging us from windowsills, they seem to ponder life's biggest pawsibilities.
Cats question everything: Why chase the laser if you'll never catch it? If a box exists, must I enter it? Is the treat jar truly empty? Or is it just a metaphor for the void?
They follow their own meownifesto: nap often, judge quietly, and never do anything unless you want to. Call it sass, but Aristotle would call it autonomy.
And don't forget Schrödinger's Cat. Felines heard that one and went, "So I can exist and not exist at the same time? Meownificent."
So the next time your cat knocks something off the counter for seemingly no reason, remember—they're not just being chaotic. They're sparking dialogue. Or asking for snacks. Either way, it's pawsitively profound.
This kitty conundrum is purrfectly complicated. A 30-year-old man moved in with his girlfriend of three months, only to discover her beloved six-year-old cat is more of a night owl than he bargained for. Despite trying every trick in the litter box, earplugs, white noise, closed doors, even the couch, the cat's late-night zoomies and unexpected face claws have left him sleep-deprived and at his wit's end. He floated the idea of rehoming the feline to her parents' more spacious house, but his girlfriend took it as a catastrophic betrayal, accusing him of being heartless and trying to control her life.
Now things are tense, and the guy feels like he's competing with a furball for love, rest, and sanity. He didn't give an ultimatum, but he was honest that the current situation is unsustainable. While no one wants to come between a woman and her cat, he's stuck in a tailspin — trying to balance his well-being without being labeled the villain.
At this later point in the week, worry, woe and strife are at the top of your emotional list. It is not your fault, after all you are not your own boss and the person that is has very little concern for your well-being. But that does not mean that you must succumb to your environment. If anything, it is a call to action and one that you must answer willingly. The call is to jump into a list much like this of chaotically cute cat memes.
With the power of those memes, you will be able to fend off any foe who may unwittingly come your way and put them in their place quicker than a cat can slap a toddler who has gone too far. This list is full of feisty, fluffy feline energy and will hopefully inspire you to take life by the horns and ride the rising tide of terror that has been building in your soul since the beginning of the work week.
Meowrning, feline fam. Have you ever woken up to the sweet purrs of a fluffy feline? Have you ever called your cat's name and heard their awwdorable tippy-tappies as they run to greet you? Have you ever been snuggled up on the couch and had your cat come and make biscuits on your chest? If any of these have happened to you before, then you know how pawsitively ameowzing cats are. They are purrfection incarnate. They are happiness.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly never tried using their money to get more cats. Without cats, our lives would be dull, dim, and flavorless - but luckily, we don't have to live in that world because we have cats and we'll never be without them. We've gathered up some of the most comical cat memes we could find that express that happiness comes in the form of felines. From their silliness, their craziness, their floofiness, and their purrfection. Scroll down and enjoy all of these happy hissterical feline funnies below!
Cats are fickle creatures. If you've ever met even a single cat, you know this one purrfectly irrefutable fact. One second, they love you, and the next, they can't stand you. One day, they can't get enough of their food, and the next, they think it's garbage and refuse to eat it. Some cats even choose new pawrents, despite giving them all the love they could pawssibly ask for. It's not a fun thing to have happen, especially when all you want is to love and be loved by your cat.
After adopting a pregnant cat, the kind purrson in this story was ready to be a grandma to kittens and hooman mom to their new cat. But upon arrival, the kitty had other plans. Once she gave birth, the feline momma actually chose their roommate as the "trusted parent" and kept moving her kittens to the roommate's room. Naturally, this caused a bit of tension between the two. Read through this whole mommy mixup below!
Cats are incredibly strong creatures. They may look fluffy and tiny and adorable, but they are resilient as heck. We have seen cats live through some insane things. We have seen a cat fall 5 stories out of a window and make a full recovery. We have seen a cat with a strange lump on its head live a long and happy life with its owner despite its disability. We've seen a kitten born with "wobbly cat syndrome" create just as much chaos and shenanigans as any other cat, without even noticing that anything was wrong with her.
Maybe it's really true then that cats have nine lives, because miracles seem to happen to them all the time. It doesn't even surprise us that this beautiful ginger feline made it longer than he was told he was going to make it. Because miracles. And also because he's orange, and everyone knows that orange cats don't waste their braincell on listening to veterinarians. Pssh.
Cat sitting can be a pretty funny job sometimes. Because cats are funny, and they do all kinds of funny things are new and interesting humans. Now, we know that cat sitters, for the most part, are doing their best. And yet, as cat owners ourselves, we can understand why there might be a little paranoia… on either side. We understand why some cat owners leave "kitty cheat sheets" for their cat sitters, with very detailed instructions. And we understand why, in an attempt to decipher a cat's meows, a cat sitter might send the owner an array of texts, both worried and curious.
So yes, cat sitting cat be pretty funny, but this… this was not simply funny. This was accidentally funny. Because it seems that the cat might have chosen a new human in their cat sitter, and although we understand why the owner would be upset by that, her reaction - her demand to take the cat to literal therapy - yeah, yeah, that's a bit funny.
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